ZOMBIE Ordnance...
October 29, 2011
So today we're gonna rap about a different kind of Weaponry, stuff to take out the Scourge of Humanity. No I'm not talking about the morons we ay to make laws for us...I'm speaking of ZOMBIES!! As we all know, they have to have their brains "taken out" to stop them, so we are gonna look at items, and tools that will do that for you in a very expeditious manner.
Lets get to it...
First up we have the well known and infinitely useful Firemans Axe. They come in many MANY style, materials, colors and even flavors I think. The only choice you have to make is which one or ones you want. I have seen fellas that can dual weild two smaller axes, now thats wicked!!
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Above you see another take on the Fire-Ax from another company. It will work just as well for the UNdead Hordes I'm sure.
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Above is one of my very favorite tools on the market now, the Stanley FUBAR Forceable Entry Tool in 30Inch. It has everything a Zombie Slayer could ask for in a "Warhammer type" tool. AND it can be used to help you acquire supplies that may be locked up, bash your way thru a wall you cant get thru, help you escape a burning building...and of course defend yourself from other Marauders/Jerky Humans who just want to screw you over.
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Above here you see another option for brain or head removal...the Szabo Sickle made by Szabo Inc. Looks to be a fine tool for the right job. If I was being overrun by the Undead, I wouldnt hesitate to grab one if it was handy.
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Above, here we have the GG&G Battle AXE. Of course we all know Axes are never too useful...there is no such thing. :) This one is bit stylized but still fills the role you will need it for in the EOTW. ANd it looks like it works well for extrication too.
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Anyone who knows badass weapons will know the above Katana right away....its made by Warren Thomas/WT and designed by Joel Pirela. It is 100% Carbon Fiber and Titanium construction, and lighter than any sword of its type available. I love their work...you really cant go wrong, if you can afford it.
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Above you see the Extrema Ratio version of the Kukri...I gotta say I really like them. They're not the average Kukri by any means, but they do look functional and I would bet they're tough, knowing EX-R's rep. If you prefer a traditional Kukri, thats fine too. That blade style is perfect for "ZOMBIE work".
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Above you see the Traditional Falcatta Sword. I am confident that the blade design of the Kukri came from this very sword, however, that is info that is truly lost to time and history. If you have one of these or can get one made, then you will have a tool that is perfectly made for removing the 'heads of the undeads'. Hahahaa.
As with ANY and ALL weapons, PRACTICE IS VERY IMPORTANT!! Practice, then practice, then as soon as you have tuned your body to have reflexive defense and offense with your weapons.....Practice MORE...then take a break, then practice again...and again...!! EVERY SINGLE SECOND you're NOT in the gym or Practicing your weapons or Martial Arts, someone else IS!! ALWAYS remember that.
Anyways...So there you have it, a few Zombie Tools...some for this, some for that...all for Zombies. I hope you like what you see...and remember, I can make you anything you see in a custom form, unless its a custom weapon that is already made by someone else. I will not copy anyone's work. Thanx and Enjoy.
Lets get to it...
First up we have the well known and infinitely useful Firemans Axe. They come in many MANY style, materials, colors and even flavors I think. The only choice you have to make is which one or ones you want. I have seen fellas that can dual weild two smaller axes, now thats wicked!!
-----
Above you see another take on the Fire-Ax from another company. It will work just as well for the UNdead Hordes I'm sure.
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Above is one of my very favorite tools on the market now, the Stanley FUBAR Forceable Entry Tool in 30Inch. It has everything a Zombie Slayer could ask for in a "Warhammer type" tool. AND it can be used to help you acquire supplies that may be locked up, bash your way thru a wall you cant get thru, help you escape a burning building...and of course defend yourself from other Marauders/Jerky Humans who just want to screw you over.
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Above here you see another option for brain or head removal...the Szabo Sickle made by Szabo Inc. Looks to be a fine tool for the right job. If I was being overrun by the Undead, I wouldnt hesitate to grab one if it was handy.
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Above, here we have the GG&G Battle AXE. Of course we all know Axes are never too useful...there is no such thing. :) This one is bit stylized but still fills the role you will need it for in the EOTW. ANd it looks like it works well for extrication too.
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Anyone who knows badass weapons will know the above Katana right away....its made by Warren Thomas/WT and designed by Joel Pirela. It is 100% Carbon Fiber and Titanium construction, and lighter than any sword of its type available. I love their work...you really cant go wrong, if you can afford it.
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Above you see the Extrema Ratio version of the Kukri...I gotta say I really like them. They're not the average Kukri by any means, but they do look functional and I would bet they're tough, knowing EX-R's rep. If you prefer a traditional Kukri, thats fine too. That blade style is perfect for "ZOMBIE work".
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Above you see the Traditional Falcatta Sword. I am confident that the blade design of the Kukri came from this very sword, however, that is info that is truly lost to time and history. If you have one of these or can get one made, then you will have a tool that is perfectly made for removing the 'heads of the undeads'. Hahahaa.
As with ANY and ALL weapons, PRACTICE IS VERY IMPORTANT!! Practice, then practice, then as soon as you have tuned your body to have reflexive defense and offense with your weapons.....Practice MORE...then take a break, then practice again...and again...!! EVERY SINGLE SECOND you're NOT in the gym or Practicing your weapons or Martial Arts, someone else IS!! ALWAYS remember that.
Anyways...So there you have it, a few Zombie Tools...some for this, some for that...all for Zombies. I hope you like what you see...and remember, I can make you anything you see in a custom form, unless its a custom weapon that is already made by someone else. I will not copy anyone's work. Thanx and Enjoy.
Posted by Eric Draven.
I'm just a Weapon Smith. I love all types and kinds of Arms, and I dont limit myself to any one style or genre. I believe, to be a true "Tactician" in this day & age with all the Arts and all the various Styles and Types of weapons out there... you absolutely MUST study with as, handle, and use as many as you can. ====>>>
If you would like me to blog about a specific weapon you wish to know more about, email me...I will research it and blog about it.
